1 00:00:10,933 --> 00:00:13,552 FN P90, personal defense weapon, 2 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:15,181 ideal for close-quarter combat, 3 00:00:15,399 --> 00:00:16,958 capable of penetrating body armour. 4 00:00:16,959 --> 00:00:19,169 Yeah, all right pal. You're not on the Shopping Channel. 5 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,125 I know the spec. 6 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,651 Back a pace. I need a wider visual. 7 00:00:33,925 --> 00:00:35,925 So, I guess you know what this is? 8 00:00:36,525 --> 00:00:39,055 - Shit. - Well, I know it's not loaded. 9 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,500 Are you sure? 10 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,635 Pretty sure. 11 00:00:45,228 --> 00:00:46,860 Shall we find out? 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,430 Jesus mate! Have you got a death-wish? 13 00:00:54,978 --> 00:00:57,000 I never carry guns and ammo together. 14 00:00:57,081 --> 00:00:59,081 It's like taking a fox and a chicken across a river. 15 00:01:00,124 --> 00:01:01,493 - What? - It's a brain teaser. 16 00:01:01,556 --> 00:01:04,199 You've got a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. 17 00:01:04,224 --> 00:01:05,475 - You've got to transport the chicken ... 18 00:01:05,518 --> 00:01:08,373 Yeah, I don't give a shit about foxes and chickens. 19 00:01:10,306 --> 00:01:11,736 What else you got? 20 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,300 Wait there. 21 00:01:15,407 --> 00:01:17,407 What's happening? Did he ID you? 22 00:01:17,488 --> 00:01:20,800 He couldn't ID his own arse in a hall of mirrors. 23 00:01:20,886 --> 00:01:23,011 But thanks for looking out for me... 24 00:01:23,081 --> 00:01:24,269 "Mate!" 25 00:01:24,428 --> 00:01:26,205 John, listen, about earlier, 26 00:01:26,229 --> 00:01:28,150 back at your house, what you think you saw... 27 00:01:28,151 --> 00:01:30,151 Shut it, he's coming back. 28 00:01:32,054 --> 00:01:34,716 Mossberg 500 12-gauge pump-action shotgun. 29 00:01:34,797 --> 00:01:37,322 This is your All-American classic. 30 00:01:37,518 --> 00:01:38,741 Keep your cool, John. 31 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,141 If we crack this we're one step closer to the top. 32 00:01:41,715 --> 00:01:45,692 14-inch barrel, six pounds in weight 33 00:01:45,764 --> 00:01:48,649 Effective firing range of up to forty meters. 34 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,338 Since I like you, I can throw in a freebie. 35 00:01:52,036 --> 00:01:54,117 Tactical red-dot light...[indistinct] 36 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,920 Oh. And cheese. 37 00:01:58,782 --> 00:02:01,628 - Did you say cheese? - Yeah, I said cheese. 38 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,351 For your camera Detective Inspector Major. 39 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,780 Carver, cover's blown, it's a setup! 40 00:02:08,764 --> 00:02:11,531 Shit, Major, move. John, move! 41 00:02:14,559 --> 00:02:17,143 I ain't leaving without answers! Who set me up? 42 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:17,893 I don't know! 43 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,665 Major, they're coming! Get out of there! 44 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:21,874 - Gimme a name! - Enough, move! 45 00:02:21,898 --> 00:02:23,898 [inaudible] 46 00:02:43,682 --> 00:02:45,384 I'm sorry, DI Carver. 47 00:02:45,549 --> 00:02:47,549 Your partner was an excellent officer. 48 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:50,073 You two were the best team on the Force. 49 00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:53,896 In a way it's like you've both died. 50 00:02:54,138 --> 00:02:55,177 Yes, boss. 51 00:02:55,247 --> 00:02:57,656 We'll name something after him. Something important... 52 00:02:57,737 --> 00:03:00,689 Like a helicopter or a canteen... 53 00:03:01,243 --> 00:03:03,243 A bird bath, whatever. 54 00:03:06,601 --> 00:03:08,382 Kelly. 55 00:03:10,164 --> 00:03:12,461 - John! - I'm sorry, Mrs Major. 56 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,286 Your husband was an excellent officer. 57 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,421 I think she just wants to be left alone, boss. 58 00:03:16,502 --> 00:03:18,024 Of course. 59 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,331 Can someone get rid of this corpse? 60 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,682 - What are the stats? - 84% suitability. 61 00:03:31,936 --> 00:03:33,936 Do it! 62 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:54,874 All right mate? 63 00:03:55,921 --> 00:03:57,921 From Judy in the office. 64 00:03:58,202 --> 00:04:00,580 She was too upset to bring 'em, so asked me to. 65 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:05,783 I mean, I paid for 'em, so technically they're from me. 66 00:04:12,985 --> 00:04:14,985 Sorry John. 67 00:04:20,139 --> 00:04:22,139 I should have come sooner. 68 00:04:24,491 --> 00:04:26,623 But I just felt so guilty about ... 69 00:04:33,671 --> 00:04:36,173 - Fuckin' hell! - Hello, Roy. 70 00:04:40,056 --> 00:04:41,517 What the fuck? 71 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:43,349 Oh! I thought you'd say Jesus! 72 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:46,866 So I could go: "No! But we both came back from the dead! " 73 00:04:46,947 --> 00:04:49,176 - Jesus! - Nah, the moment's gone now. 74 00:04:49,265 --> 00:04:51,530 But I saw you die, John. I gave you CPR. 75 00:04:51,603 --> 00:04:53,024 I felt your blood runnin' through me fingers 76 00:04:53,048 --> 00:04:54,358 when I tried to get your heart goin' 77 00:04:54,359 --> 00:04:56,126 I'm the best cop in the unit, mate. 78 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:57,443 They had to bring me back. 79 00:04:57,444 --> 00:04:58,872 "They"? Who are "they"? 80 00:04:58,897 --> 00:05:01,091 The geeks. The...Techie bods. 81 00:05:03,319 --> 00:05:04,350 Oh my God! 82 00:05:04,374 --> 00:05:05,654 No, not him you tool. 83 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:07,125 He's flyin' a plane. 84 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,287 Her! 85 00:05:10,312 --> 00:05:12,705 They rebuilt me. With computers. 86 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,718 Err, she'll explain all the science bit. 87 00:05:14,719 --> 00:05:17,868 So are you like...a robot? 88 00:05:18,847 --> 00:05:20,277 I'm the same DI Major who's been 89 00:05:20,289 --> 00:05:22,137 savin' your arse for the last 10 years. 90 00:05:22,941 --> 00:05:24,941 - I've just been augmented. - What does that mean? 91 00:05:25,022 --> 00:05:26,416 What - "augmented"? I dunno. 92 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:28,349 They all keep usin' it, I should probably check. 93 00:05:28,374 --> 00:05:29,392 Does your wife know? 94 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:30,448 What "augmented" means? 95 00:05:30,472 --> 00:05:32,371 No! That you're back from the dead, you dickhead! 96 00:05:32,372 --> 00:05:34,236 I thought you could help me tell her. 97 00:05:34,518 --> 00:05:36,132 You two always got along. 98 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:38,622 Anyway! The boss wants to see us. 99 00:05:44,651 --> 00:05:46,051 Fuckin' hell! 100 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,160 I'm only kidding. 101 00:05:48,418 --> 00:05:50,554 - So, why do you feel guilty? - Eh? 102 00:05:50,635 --> 00:05:53,002 Well, back there you said you felt guilty. 103 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:54,125 What for? 104 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:55,377 Oh, nothing. 105 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:57,177 You feel guilty about nothing? 106 00:05:57,178 --> 00:05:59,178 It's a normal psychological reaction, 107 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,842 isn't it?...when someone dies. 108 00:06:00,867 --> 00:06:01,903 Is it? 109 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,785 Yeah, yeah. 110 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:08,159 What's with the bird bath? 111 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:05,036 Appreciate the flowers, Judy. But I'm not dead. 112 00:07:05,452 --> 00:07:07,452 I'm not Judy. 113 00:07:09,989 --> 00:07:12,727 John Major! It's good to have you back. 114 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:15,362 - Thank you, boss. - This place was nothing without you. 115 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,997 You're the best cop in the unit. 116 00:07:17,078 --> 00:07:17,935 Compared to you, 117 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,802 the rest of the people in here are worse than shit. 118 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,662 Boss, I still don’t get any of this. I saw this man die. 119 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,839 I was chief pallbearer at his funeral. 120 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,920 We had to stage a funeral for cover. 121 00:07:28,828 --> 00:07:30,828 It was Gracie in the coffin. 122 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,668 - What, I buried a sniffer dog? - Full police honours. 123 00:07:34,741 --> 00:07:36,245 It's what she would've wanted, Roy. 124 00:07:36,279 --> 00:07:38,058 Why didn't you tell me this was happening? 125 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,341 You must have at least needed permission from his wife. 126 00:07:40,422 --> 00:07:42,672 The only permission we need is this guy's. 127 00:07:42,824 --> 00:07:44,824 - Do we have your permission, John? - Hell, yeah! 128 00:07:44,912 --> 00:07:46,599 Hell, yeah! 129 00:07:46,763 --> 00:07:49,380 Look, it's the first time this procedure's been tried. 130 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:51,940 We had to keep it under wraps in case it went tit-shaped. 131 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:54,216 "Procedure"? What procedure? What did you do? 132 00:07:54,295 --> 00:07:56,235 Dr. Parfit will explain. 133 00:07:57,193 --> 00:07:58,687 She's an American. 134 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,989 The subject sustained 135 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,835 irreparable damage to several organs. 136 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:07,694 These we transplanted with replacements grown from stem cells. 137 00:08:07,796 --> 00:08:11,054 Now, for the higher cortical areas, we pioneered a technique 138 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:13,858 of fusing artificial intelligence modules 139 00:08:13,883 --> 00:08:17,380 with the subject's pre-existing neural networks. 140 00:08:19,446 --> 00:08:21,263 - Mmm! - You put computers in his head. 141 00:08:21,288 --> 00:08:22,668 So he is a robot. 142 00:08:22,693 --> 00:08:24,066 - No! - Yes! 143 00:08:24,147 --> 00:08:26,147 So is he like, what? Part-robot? 144 00:08:26,228 --> 00:08:29,651 He is 90% human, 10% non-organic matter. 145 00:08:29,732 --> 00:08:32,219 Let’s just say I'm 150% human. 146 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:34,356 - Let's not say that. - So, does that mean he... 147 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:37,278 can't get hurt? He can't die? - Damn right it does! 148 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:39,576 No, it does not mean that. 149 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,600 Argh, argh! 150 00:08:42,859 --> 00:08:44,884 Yeah. Thanks for clearing all that up! 151 00:08:45,232 --> 00:08:48,793 Look, it's simple: he was dead, she brought him back, now he's better. 152 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:51,227 - It's not brain surgery. - Well, technically it is brain... 153 00:08:51,252 --> 00:08:54,909 Blah blah blah. Listen, I've got unfinished business out there. 154 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,858 So let's find the guy who shot me and nail his head to his arse. 155 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,428 Easy, tiger. 156 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,677 That investigation's in the capable hands of 157 00:09:01,702 --> 00:09:03,072 DIs Gilbert and Ryle. 158 00:09:03,636 --> 00:09:05,965 And we need to check you're in full working order 159 00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:07,677 before we let you loose on the streets. 160 00:09:08,075 --> 00:09:09,416 A trial period. 161 00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:11,511 Besides, you've got other things to deal with. 162 00:09:11,632 --> 00:09:12,475 Mm? 163 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,500 Your wife? 164 00:09:15,311 --> 00:09:17,857 Kelly knows I'm alive. They sent an officer. 165 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,358 So she knows she attended the funeral of an English springer spaniel? 166 00:09:21,924 --> 00:09:23,332 Yeah. 167 00:09:23,357 --> 00:09:25,260 Yeah you're right then not to worry about it. 168 00:09:25,285 --> 00:09:26,620 She probably baked you a cake! 169 00:09:27,823 --> 00:09:30,240 You look more nervous than me. What's up? 170 00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:32,623 Nothing. 171 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,145 Here. 172 00:09:43,565 --> 00:09:45,768 Ah mate, it's really good to have you back. 173 00:09:45,847 --> 00:09:48,260 Losing you was hard. 174 00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:50,929 Well I'm back now, so everything's fine! 175 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,339 Yeah, but it must be weird for you, 176 00:09:55,364 --> 00:09:56,884 y'know, dying and then, 177 00:09:56,885 --> 00:09:59,349 coming back part AI. I mean, how does it feel? 178 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:03,759 It's like, you know when you go to sleep, 179 00:10:03,784 --> 00:10:05,757 and then you wake up, 180 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:09,087 and you're awake again. - Yeah. 181 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,340 It's kind of like that. 182 00:10:14,212 --> 00:10:16,970 So, listen, what happened to the case we were working on? 183 00:10:17,196 --> 00:10:18,246 Operation Blue Finch? 184 00:10:18,258 --> 00:10:20,196 It got closed down after you got shot. 185 00:10:20,277 --> 00:10:22,078 It's the reason I got shot! 186 00:10:22,102 --> 00:10:24,102 Find my killer and we crack Blue Finch. 187 00:10:24,255 --> 00:10:27,618 Just before it happened, Kristof, that dealer, he said something to you. 188 00:10:28,017 --> 00:10:29,765 The wire went down and I couldn't catch it, 189 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:31,070 do you remember what he said? 190 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:33,598 I remember a name. 191 00:10:33,623 --> 00:10:35,700 I don't know exactly where it came from, 192 00:10:35,712 --> 00:10:37,343 but it's very clear in my mind. 193 00:10:37,368 --> 00:10:39,860 OK that's good, go on. 194 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:41,905 Blumenthal. 195 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:43,930 Heston Blumenthal. 196 00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:47,388 - Nah, that's a TV chef. - Is it? Oh, maybe it's not him then. 197 00:10:48,722 --> 00:10:51,043 Do you remember anything else from that night? 198 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:54,550 The last thing I remember was earlier on. 199 00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:57,448 You came round to our place, we had Chinese. 200 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,352 - It's not relevant. - I had that blazing row with Kelly, 201 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,393 stormed off to the pub. 202 00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:07,641 - That's not important. - I didn't come home for hours, 203 00:11:07,722 --> 00:11:09,685 and when I did, your car was still in the driveway 204 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,671 and I remember thinking, "I mean, 205 00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:11,821 that's weird, what's he still doing here? " 206 00:11:11,846 --> 00:11:13,849 John, John, John, John, you're focusing on the wrong thing. 207 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,572 Focus on the shooting. 208 00:11:16,099 --> 00:11:17,198 Rick Stein! 209 00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:19,485 - Also a TV chef. - Gino D'Acampo? - A chef. 210 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:20,324 Ken Hom! 211 00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:22,506 Maybe we should leave this for now, eh? 212 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,200 Yeah. 213 00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:42,155 "I mean, that's weird! What's he still doing here?" 214 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:42,768 John, John ... 215 00:12:03,703 --> 00:12:05,754 Hi Honey. 216 00:12:06,336 --> 00:12:08,336 I'm home. 217 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:30,302 You look fantastic, considering... 218 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,213 - Considering what? - The grief. 219 00:12:32,282 --> 00:12:35,632 The grief ... the grief. Well it's, 220 00:12:36,225 --> 00:12:38,749 it's been a difficult year, so... 221 00:12:40,522 --> 00:12:42,521 Wahay! Hello, you! 222 00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:43,920 Well, I'm back now. 223 00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:45,404 - I should go. - No, God, Roy! 224 00:12:45,429 --> 00:12:46,888 You've got a lot to talk about. 225 00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:49,106 No, no, please stay! I'll get some more wine. 226 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,300 Yeah. 227 00:12:54,562 --> 00:12:57,097 I'll go and give her a hand, yeah. 228 00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:09,112 - What the fuck are we gonna do? - I don't know, Roy. I don't know. 229 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:11,792 Does he know about us? Does he remember that night...the night!? 230 00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:13,540 I think we'd know if he remembered. 231 00:13:13,565 --> 00:13:14,579 Is he the same as before? 232 00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:16,320 Yeah, yeah, but it's like he's a bit of a knob. 233 00:13:16,345 --> 00:13:17,383 And? 234 00:13:17,438 --> 00:13:19,061 Yeah, did you manage to hide all my stuff? 235 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:22,155 Oh God yes it's all bagged up. It's in the shed. 236 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,999 Oh my God! 237 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 What? 238 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:30,707 Something's been going on here. 239 00:13:31,129 --> 00:13:32,624 You've extended the kitchen. 240 00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:37,178 Yes. Yes Yes Yes Yes. there was a payout after you got sh ... So I... 241 00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:38,952 ...there was... I did that ... And I, 242 00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:41,544 I, I also converted the loft, as well, so ... 243 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:44,332 Oh, you have been keeping busy. Where's the wine then? 244 00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:47,073 "You're running low on butter and hummus." 245 00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:50,637 Oh, Pinot Grigio. Got the same wine Roy always buys. 246 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:53,120 You see! Augmented. Nothing gets past me. 247 00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:55,864 - "Thank you, Roy, enjoy your wine." - You take this through. 248 00:13:55,945 --> 00:13:58,201 I'll grab my bag from the car. - Your Bag? 249 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,471 Yeah, it's just a few bits. 250 00:14:00,496 --> 00:14:02,509 We'll have to do a proper clothes shop on the weekend. 251 00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:04,243 I lost a little bit of weight getting shot. 252 00:14:04,255 --> 00:14:05,231 No, no, no, no, no, John. 253 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,753 You didn't think you were gonna move straight back in, did you? 254 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:09,651 - Well, this is my house! - I know it is, sweetheart, 255 00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:12,115 I think, I think I n-.., we just need a little bit more time. 256 00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:15,485 Time? I've been dead a year, how much more time do you need? 257 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,346 I know. Exactly! You've been dead a year, 258 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:18,728 y'know, it ripped my life apart 259 00:14:18,753 --> 00:14:21,729 and then today they tell me that you're alive but you're part computer, 260 00:14:21,754 --> 00:14:24,621 it's just a lot to take in. - I understand. 261 00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:27,853 - How about tomorrow? - No! - Day after? 262 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,527 No, John. We just need to get to know each other again. 263 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,366 We don't! I'm still me, the same man that you married, 264 00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:34,756 just with new wiring. 265 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,384 Improvements, really. 266 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,381 Think of me as like... 267 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,034 Oscar Pistorius. 268 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,791 That's probably not the reference I would have gone for, personally. 269 00:14:44,871 --> 00:14:46,209 No? 270 00:14:53,421 --> 00:14:55,719 - What went wrong? - Kelly doesn't want me back! 271 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,669 She didn’t say that, John. What d'you mean "what went wrong"? 272 00:14:58,743 --> 00:15:01,839 You’re the Silicon Valley genius, he's meant to be perfect. 273 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,249 But he's a work in progress, 274 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:06,260 a prototype. I need you to monitor him, 275 00:15:06,341 --> 00:15:08,511 for abnormal behavior. 276 00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:10,592 Subtle things, that only you would notice. 277 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,056 Are you sure you didn't have any bits left over 278 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,081 when you finished rewiring him? 279 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,147 Balls to this, Carver! I got no home, no wife. 280 00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:24,033 Let's go and find the bastard who shot me! 281 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,529 Is he going to be OK? 282 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:26,744 He better be. 283 00:15:26,745 --> 00:15:28,793 We don’t want this project shut down. 284 00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:30,928 What do you mean, "shut down"? 285 00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:36,440 Just, don't overstress him. And watch out for any unusual responses. 286 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,190 And try not to get him wet! 287 00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:57,751 Got him. 288 00:15:58,146 --> 00:16:00,472 Look, this fella's a small-time drug dealer. 289 00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:01,753 He doesn’t know nothing about the shooting. 290 00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:03,670 He was at the deal. He's connected somehow, 291 00:16:03,682 --> 00:16:05,005 whether he knows it or not. 292 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,586 He was questioned a year ago. 293 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,535 Yeah, by Gilbert and Ryle, not by me. 294 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,888 All right, but look, this is unofficial. So tread softly. 295 00:16:13,748 --> 00:16:15,294 Roger that. 296 00:16:17,013 --> 00:16:19,243 Open up, Cleasby! It's judgement day! 297 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,307 Get out of my flat! Get out immediately! 298 00:16:23,388 --> 00:16:25,926 - Oh oh sorry. - I call the police! - Wrong door. 299 00:16:26,079 --> 00:16:28,079 Yeah, it's that one. 300 00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:33,677 Cleasby! 301 00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:36,929 Jesus! 302 00:16:37,051 --> 00:16:38,253 No! 303 00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:40,768 But we both came back from the dead! 304 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,549 But ... You're dead. You got shot and you died. 305 00:16:47,654 --> 00:16:49,806 Don't believe everything you see on the news, Cleasby. 306 00:16:49,887 --> 00:16:51,274 It wasn't on the news. 307 00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:53,851 Oh, wasn't it? Well, in the papers then. 308 00:16:53,936 --> 00:16:55,704 We got some questions for you, Cleasby. 309 00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,317 Or online! And let's face it, that's where 310 00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:58,793 most people are getting their news these days. 311 00:16:58,874 --> 00:17:01,312 I answered your questions already. I shouldn't have been there. 312 00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:03,175 I'm drugs, not guns. 313 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,108 Look, it's all connected, and you know it is. 314 00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:07,721 Just tell us who's supplying the product these days. 315 00:17:07,802 --> 00:17:09,802 Amazon Prime. 316 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:12,681 Answer the question, Cleasby. Or live to regret it. 317 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:13,655 Is that a threat? 318 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,308 Oh, no, my friend, that's not a threat. 319 00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:16,988 That is a promise. 320 00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:19,218 Except, a promise to do harm is a threat... 321 00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:22,047 that's what the word, threat, means. so technically it's ... 322 00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:26,600 Yeah, I suppose... Then yes! It's a threat! 323 00:17:28,244 --> 00:17:30,244 Oi, oi, oi. 324 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,402 We know that you're just a low-level little scrote. 325 00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:35,880 We want someone important. 326 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,392 - Take us to the supplier. - Sorry, I’m fully stocked, 327 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:42,909 I don't need to... HO! What the fuck ?! 328 00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:45,284 Major, what are you doing? 329 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,060 I'm simply disposing of the drugs. 330 00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:50,546 Well why didn't you put them down the sink then, for Christ's sake? 331 00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:54,247 Good one! I was gonna do that anyway. 332 00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:58,626 What? 333 00:17:58,638 --> 00:18:01,123 Looks like you're out of stock, Cleasby. 334 00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:03,202 Time for a trip to the wholesaler. 335 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,419 Are you all right? 336 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,007 Yeah. You're forgetting that 337 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,417 narcotics don't affect me any... more... 338 00:18:09,094 --> 00:18:11,662 - Are you sure? - I'm pretty sure, yeah. 339 00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:13,771 "Pretty sure"? 340 00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:16,357 99.9 percent 341 00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:19,505 which is 999, which is the number of the police, 342 00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:23,551 which is the upside-down of 666, which is the number of the beast, 343 00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:25,544 which is the bad guys! 344 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,600 OK. 345 00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:38,886 I don’t like this. This is bad. 346 00:18:39,062 --> 00:18:41,014 OK, Cleasby, when the supplier turns up, 347 00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:41,888 just act natural. 348 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,387 And stop touching your ear. 349 00:18:45,013 --> 00:18:47,520 This is a nice par cark. 350 00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:51,605 Haa haa haa. I said par cark. 351 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,876 I meant to say parkcark. 352 00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:56,541 So why did I say par cark? 353 00:18:57,463 --> 00:19:02,037 - Because you're very high on drugs. - I am not ...high ...on drugs! 354 00:19:02,536 --> 00:19:05,974 OK. Then something's been lost in all this AI digital bullshit, 355 00:19:06,118 --> 00:19:08,903 and you've come back a really crap copper. 356 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:14,177 Okay, It's the drugs. But I got us a result! 357 00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:18,716 Cleasby's meeting his supplier and we... we gonna nail him! 358 00:19:18,963 --> 00:19:21,427 OK. He's here. Can you hear me? He's coming. 359 00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:28,084 "We" are nailing no one. You... 360 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:34,181 - ...are staying in the car. - I’ll be sad in the car. 361 00:19:34,684 --> 00:19:37,833 And don't touch anything! I fuckin' mean it! 362 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,034 Roy! 363 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,605 Sick! 364 00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,289 Hey, schoff lad. 365 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:57,588 Yes! Get him! Go Roy! 366 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,572 Listen! I don't want to arrest you. 367 00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:02,029 I'm working my way up the food chain here. OK? 368 00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:05,168 Why is he letting him go? 369 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,551 My God ... 370 00:20:09,591 --> 00:20:12,099 Carver, it's you ... 371 00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:16,381 You've been in on this from the start! That's why you felt guilty! 372 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:21,490 You set me up! It all makes sense! 373 00:20:26,971 --> 00:20:28,971 Security mode activated. 374 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,795 Someone shot my partner. You're gonna help me find him. 375 00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:37,888 - Roy !!! I know it was you! - Is this guy with you? 376 00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:43,453 Don’t worry about him, he's just confused. 377 00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:45,907 Go on, mate. Talk to me. What do you know? 378 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:47,648 Bastard! 379 00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:50,543 Don't worry, I won't let him lay a finger on you... 380 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,922 What did you do that for? 381 00:20:56,362 --> 00:20:58,377 I know it was you that got me shot. 382 00:20:58,401 --> 00:21:00,090 You set it up, the whole thing. 383 00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,937 That's why you left me in the car just now. 384 00:21:01,949 --> 00:21:03,855 That's why you let the suspect go! 385 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,959 I left you in the car because you're off your head! 386 00:21:07,285 --> 00:21:09,345 And I didn’t let the suspect go! 387 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,369 You did! 388 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,543 Now can you let me go? Please! 389 00:21:18,131 --> 00:21:20,537 You bell-end! 390 00:21:23,201 --> 00:21:25,201 Fuckin' hell! Aargh! 391 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,200 Are you all right, Roy? 392 00:21:37,207 --> 00:21:39,341 From Judy. In the office. 393 00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:42,778 She was too upset to come. 394 00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,142 How are you doing? Okay? 395 00:21:45,143 --> 00:21:47,380 No, I died, but luckily enough they brought me back to life 396 00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:49,691 and replaced my brain with a ZX-Spectrum. 397 00:21:49,904 --> 00:21:52,766 Was that a dig at me? All right, fair enough. 398 00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:54,988 I feel bad about what's happened. 399 00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:58,478 It looks worse than what it is. There's no internal damage ... 400 00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:00,929 I'm gonna stop you there, Roy. That's not the thing I feel bad about. 401 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:03,998 The thing I feel bad about, is the thing I haven’t told you yet. 402 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,920 Clearly, we acted without authorisation, 403 00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:09,018 and caused a public disturbance. - "We" did that?! 404 00:22:09,099 --> 00:22:12,394 Dennett wanted answers, and um, 405 00:22:13,878 --> 00:22:14,802 I blamed you. 406 00:22:14,803 --> 00:22:15,344 What? 407 00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:17,015 Yeah. I said you took a load of drugs, 408 00:22:17,096 --> 00:22:19,104 let the suspect go, and jumped off the car park. 409 00:22:19,185 --> 00:22:21,450 - Why would you do that? - You heard what Dennett said. 410 00:22:21,669 --> 00:22:24,356 This is a trial period. I'm on probation, Roy. 411 00:22:24,381 --> 00:22:25,696 I can’t tell her I screwed up. 412 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:30,123 - So you told her I screwed up? - No! Well, yes, but I explained it. 413 00:22:30,373 --> 00:22:32,418 You should have heard me. I really defended you. 414 00:22:32,443 --> 00:22:33,781 - Oh, thanks for that! - You're welcome. 415 00:22:33,806 --> 00:22:36,195 Yeah, well just so you know, when I file my own report, 416 00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:38,751 I'll be giving a truthful account of exactly what happened! 417 00:22:38,763 --> 00:22:39,610 You can't! 418 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,888 - Watch me! - Carver, I'm serious. 419 00:22:43,005 --> 00:22:46,057 They'll switch me off. If they think I've failed I'll be ... 420 00:22:46,138 --> 00:22:48,895 - What? "Terminated"? - Don't take the piss. I'm desperate. 421 00:22:52,223 --> 00:22:54,073 This is your chance to make it up to me. 422 00:22:54,098 --> 00:22:54,989 Make what up? 423 00:22:55,102 --> 00:22:57,489 At the bird bath, you said you felt guilty. 424 00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:02,106 Do you remember when I got shot? You tried to save my life. 425 00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,864 You did CPR and felt my blood on your fingers, well, 426 00:23:04,889 --> 00:23:09,024 here's your second chance, and this time, you can save my life. 427 00:23:10,742 --> 00:23:13,320 Would you say it was you? 428 00:23:13,445 --> 00:23:16,159 Just this once. But never again. 429 00:23:16,184 --> 00:23:20,153 Thank you ... Ooh, ooh. 430 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:24,323 - I'll love you and leave you. - Just leave me is fine. 431 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:25,800 A couple more quick things. 432 00:23:25,825 --> 00:23:27,496 I broke your car trying to hot-wire it, 433 00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:28,864 and I was also sick on the seat. 434 00:23:28,889 --> 00:23:30,583 And you should probably get it out of that car park 435 00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,525 'cos it's like thirty quid a day in there. 436 00:23:33,187 --> 00:23:36,505 Oh, and Carver? It's good to be back! 437 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,450 Jesus. 438 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,880 He's leaving the hospital now. 439 00:24:04,991 --> 00:24:07,427 I played dumb, just like you said. 440 00:24:07,777 --> 00:24:10,013 No, he never even mentioned your name, boss. 441 00:24:10,094 --> 00:24:11,934 I don't think he remembers. 442 00:24:12,090 --> 00:24:13,363 No, 443 00:24:13,395 --> 00:24:15,027 if anything, he's come back a bit shit. 444 00:24:16,686 --> 00:24:17,895 I'll keep tabs. 445 00:24:18,489 --> 00:24:20,505 Let you know if we need to finish him, 446 00:24:21,036 --> 00:24:22,530 again. 447 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,224 You said you wanted to get back on serious crimes! 448 00:24:42,305 --> 00:24:43,923 Not by committing one! 449 00:24:54,462 --> 00:24:56,653 Have you tried switching yourself off and on again? 450 00:24:56,678 --> 00:24:58,678 Like a computer! 451 00:25:02,827 --> 00:25:04,827 Oh shit! 452 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,094 I thought you had your own place. 453 00:25:10,149 --> 00:25:12,758 I do have my own place, Kelly. You just won't let me live in it. 454 00:25:18,924 --> 00:25:20,924 Holy shit, a foot!